Things that happen after 40 weeks

• The number of (random) people asking when you are due increases every day
  
• You get invited out to dinner a lot (3 times this week)
• You can't sleep (both of us)
• You stop caring about diet as much
  
• You find out exactly what the last day you can deliver without induction is (April 12th)
• People are surprised to see you
• When you are online, people want to chat with you more
• When you are offline, people think you are having the baby
• When you go the gym, people are shocked and amazed
• The nesting instinct kicks up a gear
• You wonder how you can raise a child if you can't keep cats out of a cupboard or off of plants